The Pivot Questionnaire
These 10 questions originally came from a French series, “Bouillon de Culture” hosted by Bernard Pivot.
1. What is your favorite word?
Groovy
2. What is your least favorite word?
Pus
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Great music
4. What turns you off?
Liberal snowflakes
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Shit-fucker
6. What sound or noise do you love?
A cat purring.
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Motorcycle or sports car engines on a city street. (They just scream “Look at me!”)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Billionaire philanthropist
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that depends on getting someone’s approval.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Thank you!
